Yesman

ID	31
NAME	Yesman
NICKNAME	Whatever you wish
LOCATION	Long Island
SOUND	yieeeeeeeeesss
AUDIO	wav
Yesman Teaser
Of all the yesmen in corporate America, why single out this man as the embodiment of the very best of brownnosing? Well, Yesman, long in the employ of Lars Blackshoe as his P.R. man, was the first to attempt the formation of a union reserved exclusively for "brownnosers and asslickers the world over." "We need to look out for each other," says Yesman. "Because if you think I'm alone, you're very much mistaken. And we won't discriminate�cUnless, of course, your nose isn't brown," quips Yesman with a characteristic chuckle. But, as a favored employee of billionaire Lars Blackshoe III (ever partial to brownnosing), it's no wonder he's smiling. "He takes care of his employees," adds Yesman. "Of course, it's been tough to keep people thinking well of him these days." A native of Long Island, Yesman has dropped all pretense of having a normal identity, proudly proclaiming a name which announces his life purpose. "Hey, I wouldn't be living in the Hamptons if I hadn't been such an accomplished yes man. Besides, who likes a no man, which explains why there is no Noman." Ever cheerful, Yesman has a polite smile for everyone, greeting all and sundry with a hearty handshake, though rumor has it that Yesman only smiles in public and that his psychiatrist has diagnosed him with an acute case of manic-depression. But if he's predisposed to depression, he doesn't show it. "That's because his face is frozen like that," laughs an anonymous observer. "That's what happens when you hold a neck-vein popping grin for too long."

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