Dingboit

ID	26
NAME	Dingboit
NICKNAME	Egger
LOCATION	Milwaukee
SOUND	hohoyoi
AUDIO	wav
Dr. Dingboit Teaser
Now famous for his guest appearances as the goofy lab-coat sporting scientist in B-grade rap videos, Dr. Dingboit (or Dr. D as Dope Daddy calls him) has acquired a reputation as the epitome of "uncool." "He might not be stylin," says Dope Daddy, "but he's all about keepin' it real. So keep it real, y'all. Word." Often garbed in the same unwashed shirts and undersized trousers, Dr. Dingboit (now in his mid-60's) might not resonate glamor and sophistication, but he's already being courted by casting directors eager to jump on the Dr. D bandwagon. It should be no surprise that he will soon be moving from his hillside laboratory near Boise, Idaho to stay with Nesbit Melvin in L.A. "Ask me about my inventions," encourages one of Dr. D's food-stained shirts; and people do just that. However, it's his involvement with Lars Blackshoe III which has aroused the most curiosity. Regrettably, Dr. D. has little to say about his alleged endeavors in biological engineering, funded by Blackshoe. "He just smiles, giggles and then mumbles something before giggling again," explains Pam Smear, a member of PAB (People Against Blackshoe), a militant group devoted to disclosing the unsavory truth about billionaire Blackshoe. "Dr. Dingboit bears no resemblance to the revolutionary scientist who, even before meeting Blackshoe, was unraveling the mysteries behind creation. Now, he's a blithering idiot who has long ceased to make sense." In his defense, Nesbit Melvin explains that "he's so brilliant that most people will mistake him for an idiot; but could an idiot create the superpotency drug Bang? I don't know how I could maintain my reputation without it." A genius with humility enough to play the buffoon, Dr. Dingboit may be the most peculiar Brobbit enigma of all.

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