Donely

Donely

Donely


ID 25
NAME Donely
NICKNAME Stoopid
LOCATION Atlanta
SOUND duuhh
AUDIO wav

Donely Teaser

Lars Blackshoe III may have won the famous paternity suit brought by Lucy of Ipswitch, but Blackshoe could not challenge the genetic testing which established, once and for all, Donely's blood relationship. Blackshoe's cousin on the maternal side, Donely was born in Atlanta where his parents had moved only days before. But, plagued by tremendous learning disabilities and enormous feet (for which he was mercilessly teased by classmates), Donely was removed from the public school system and taught at home where he remained hidden for twenty odd years when his parents were killed in the freak hail shower of '97. When the family attorney alleged that Donely was Blackshoe's cousin, Blackshoe denied it. He refused to have anything to do with the "giggling retard," as he described him, until a court order required Blackshoe to take the place of Donely's biological parents. Though Donely resides at Blackshoe's Long Island mansion, Lars can rarely tolerate his presence for more than a few minutes, whereupon he invariably runs from the hug-happy "idiot-boy." When asked about Donely's clumsiness (accounting for the loss of many a priceless artifact), Lars explains that "Donely's enormous feet are costing me thousands of dollars. But I hope to find some use for him at the Circus of Wonders, and, maybe, keep him out of trouble." In his defense, Donely remarks: "Donely sorry. Donely not mean to make my cousin angry. But Donely love Lars." With genuine affection like this, perhaps Blackshoe will one day forgive Donely for his unintended imposition upon time and pocketbook.

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