Wacko

ID	2
NAME	Wacko
NICKNAME	Wackster
LOCATION	Saskatoon
SOUND	heeeeey
AUDIO	wav
Wacko Teaser
Says Let's Go Canada, "for sleepy Saskatoon, Wacko, without question, is the nightlife." And it's true. That a man who should probably be an embarrassment to himself can be regarded with such reverence by local residents is yet another Brobbit enigma. "He's putting Saskatoon on the map," explains Mayor Macready. Wacko (his real name still the subject of debate) is best known for the glam rock get-up he dons on his nightly forays into the glitzy night clubs of downtown Saskatoon. In his platform boots, sequined shirts and pants so tight only castrato could wear them without fear, Wacko livens up any gathering. But it's his lightening fast moves -- high-kicks, pelvic thrusts and mock Karate punches, along with his wild whoops of unabashed glee -- which provide the most slack-jawed astonishment from onlookers. Like the sun, he's a sight to behold, but you'd better not get too close. Wacko's sudden and unexpected dance gyrations have put many a man and woman in the hospital; but they are invariably grateful for having been touched by this whirlwind of frolicking fury and having lived to tell the tale. He's often been seen with fellow raver, Nesbit Melvin -- Lars Blackshoe's accountant; and it's been claimed that the pair of them went to business school together. It's no surprise, considering that Wacko has a reputation for being a heartbreaker, just as Melvin does.