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1930Lana Lech born

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1931

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1932Olga Blackshoe born - mother to Lars

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1933

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1934

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1935

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1936

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1937

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1938

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1939

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1940Dr. Ezekial Dingboit Born (in L.A.?)

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1941

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1942

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1943

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1944

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1945

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1946Rigrodowski (JJ+Jimbo) "Born to be Wild" brothers are born

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1947Dingboit's encounter with the Floobs; Area 47

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1948Lana Lech up and coming actress

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1949

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1950

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1951

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1952

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1953

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1954

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1955Multiple sightings of Stimpy the Floob

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1956Lars Blackshoe born; son of Norwegian fisherman

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1957

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1958Effuvia Jack born

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1959

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1960

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1961

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1962

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1963

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1964First sightings of Nimphette & Smookster

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1965Dingboit gets PHD in Molecular Biology

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Wacko Born

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1966Dingboit takes position as Associate Prof of molecular biology at Berkeley

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1967Nesbit Melvin Born

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1968Ex-startlet Lana Lech makes short-lived comeback after sixth divorce

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1969Lars' father Lars II and grandfather Lars died in fishing accident

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1970Lars mysteriously comes into wealth

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Dingboit meets Rigrodowski brothers who were traveling the states

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1971Creation of Wilboit as result of harvesting accident

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1972Rigrodowski Bros and Dingboit significant part of the alternative scene

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1973Dingboit "let go" from Berkeley, starts secret experiments

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1974Lars Enrolls at Oxford University

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First sighting of Blopman

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1975Lars meets Von Stupples at Oxford; beginning of close relationship; birth of Sebastian Smarmson

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1976Rigrodowski Bros Crash

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Lars meets Dingboit!!!!

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1977Lars makes initial investiment into computer world

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Effulvia Jack hits road with Bleedin' Snatch; Lana Lech adopted two year-old Libel Lech

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1978Lars Graduates and sets out to explore the world

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Jimbo's near fatal accident, looses 3/4 brain and last limb

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1979Lars dabbles with new video game craze; birth of Donely

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1980Lars moves to US, "works" with Dingboit; first sighting of Jaffe and Wilboit; Lars first takes Wilboit's advice.

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1981Lars, under influence of drugs, spends infamous night in Ipswitch, accidently purchases bankrupt brewery

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Gripples first seen, and during Dr. D's travels, Plafiotto, Rimfinsiki and Snarfopoulos are discovered

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1982Lucy born

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1983Dr. D travels again; first sightings of Vrapiknuck and Jabbhazad

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1984Lars makes millions off investments in personal computers and video games

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1985Dr. D takes third global trip; first sighting of Drullah; first issue of The Public Inquisitor

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Wacko and Nesbit's legendary lost summer

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1986Nesbit Graduates Summa Cum Laude

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Lars meets, employs Yesman as PR person

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1987SEC investigates Lars for insider activity; formation of PAB by Pam Smear; first official sighting of warbloids

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1988Lars notified of his love child, Lucy

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Meets Effluvia Jack

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Lars takes first Sip of Ol' Jack Stout; the first brews sell like hotcakes and a new beer empire is born.

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1989Nesbit Graduates Biz School Summa Cum Laude

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Lorinda Loon meets Stimpy; first of many Floob sightings. Public Inquisitor makes a statement with first Floob photo

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1990Ol' Jacks Stout shatters the local beer market

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1991Genome project "officially" launched; Corn Aid I

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1992Paternity suit against Blackshoe by Lucy; rise in fame of Umberto Sleezini who successfully defended Lars

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Von Stupples leaves Lars due to unfortunate accident

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Nesbit meets Lars and so begins one of the great pairings in human history.

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1993Dingboit now unexpectedly famous as Dr.D in Dope Daddy vids

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Smooksterpalooza; success of BlopMan's Bob Marley covers; first Warbloid epidemic

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1994Dr. D develops BANG and so begins Elixir.

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1995Yesman starts Brownosing Union; popularity of effluvia and calls for banning it; Chaz Bean's first arrest for effluvia which is already illegal in some states

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1996Larsnet Started by Sperboit and Melvin - Larscape a huge hit; Effluvia Jack graces cover of British GQ

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1997Lars seeks out Wilboit the Oracle and installs him in a secret location; more Floob sightings followed by Corn Aid II.

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1998AskRouble launched by LarsNet; second Warbloid epidemic

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1999Lars loses paternity suit against Donely. Early success of Elixir drugs with Buzz and Bliss.

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2000Donely moves in with Lars; Lars' mother Olga and Lana Lech close friends

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2001Smooksterpalooza II; Warbloid infestations allegedly contained; Hassassin bin Fugly becomes public enemy number 1; Dope Daddy gets out of jail.

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2002Ask Rouble becomes Rouble

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2003Beginning of Spank alternative energy, using the energy of Rigrod and warbloids to human use

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2004Smooksterchella Festival replacing Smooksterpalooza in popularity; Smarmson wins the first season of The Follower, hosted by Dickie Dump; revelations about him being Blackshoe's child are stifled

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2005Corn Aid III; Increasing popularity of new host Fay Nilch and Hot Seat

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2006Unsuccessful hunt for McGribbet & Gloppajob on Lars' trip around the globe; Keep Dreaming hits the air and makes Lala Boomba famous

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2007LarsNet launches Smookbook; Dingboit's disappearance

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2008Black Friday, Frechen's breakdown; Lars' trip to Amazon; Lucy begins FreakKeep; Lars loses millions to Rob Lute's schemes; Lady Boob gaining popularity, but is she part Floob?

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2009Announcement of Circus of Wonders and beginning of backlash by the likes of Rory Blow; Yesman cloned; Rhonda Krazle proclaims Lars an enemy of all things decent; Cockinbush's anti-effluvia campaign in full swing

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2010Yipileaks makes waves with revelations about delebrities/politicians; Yesman clone wars begin; Trog petroleum oil spill

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2011Circus of Winders set to open in Vegas; brain surgery for Jimbo; Rouble Fluxum sparks unrest in Middle East; talk of Web 3.0